There's a blog on our screen
It's run by a Geek.
Another posts many things he's seen
But you should see this one link!
When you ask a question, he never answers "no".
He just mocks you to death,
As Mr. Green, pours a drink...
"Yes! We have no pajamas
We have no pajamas today!!
We have blockquotes, news and URLs by the yard
And all kinds of cross talk and say
We have an old fashioned Professor,
A Long Island hottie, but
Yes! We have no pajamas
We have no pajamas today!"
Traffic was so good for him that the server took a bow,
"Send me Mike and Scott and John; I need help right now."
When Red States caught the MSM lying, there was fun that day!
Someone asked "did you fact-check CBS’s hype"
and as Mickey began to type
All Replied:
"Yes, we have no pajamas
We have-a no pajamas today.
Just try those bon mots
Those wing-nuts and moonbats
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll point out two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no pajamas
We have no pajamas today."
(lyrics & Music by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn -1923. Cheesy midi warning!)