Why didn't I think of this? Cloned Martha websites are selling tons of Martha swag.
Fans call for Martha Stewart dayShoppers to descend on Kmarts to buy her lines
Now that she's in big, felonious trouble, they plan to return the favor by observing National Save Martha Day on Saturday.
Rallying the faithful with, ''Forget the sit-in; we're staging a knit-in!'' the New York-based website savemartha.com is urging fans to flock to Kmarts to purchase Martha Stewart Everyday housewares and urge other shoppers to do likewise -- while wearing Save Martha garb conveniently available on the website.
''The ground troops will be invading Kmart!'' declared website host John Small. ``The homeland security alert for Saturday will be the color pink.''
Kmart corporate communications didn't return calls.
But Small's call to arms is getting someone's attention. In recent days, he said, the website has gotten half a million hits and he has received nearly 15,000 e-mails -- enough to crash his server
Okay, I'm done and so is Martha.