Talkin' Alliance Blues

John was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue,
He needed somebody to talk to.
So he called up the President of France
Just to hear a voice of some kind.
"When you hear the beep,
It will be too late."
Jacques said that for over an hour
And John hung it up.

The Dems can be part right all of the time,
The GOP can be all right part of the time.
But all the Pols can't be all right all the time
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"I'll let you be in my war if I can be in yours,"
Kerry said that.

[Apologies to Bobby]