So sue me, it's simply too good to pass up.
Stumping in Iowa, Kerry wows the locals with a savvy knowledge of the heartland by waving ears of corn, a traditional Iowan greeting.
Meanwhile, loyal, hard-working sidekick John Edwards, on a sandwich run for his campaign bus, does a little advance work and checks out bathrooms in Arkansas should Teresa need a convenience in the future. (Yeah, that'll happen)
BUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!