Okay...this is just fucking brilliant.
Like my Grandpa always said, there were no naked human pyramids in Starcraft.There were no whiny anti-war Hollywood types or questionable war motives or granola-munching human shields. I'm starting to think that even Command and Conquer: Generals, a game so "realistic" it took a NASA-built Quantum supercomputer to run it, has left me woefully unprepared to fight an actual war.
Well, below is my open letter to the Real Time Strategy gaming cartel. I want a War Simulation. A real one. I don't want little cartoon tanks jostling around in a video sandbox chewing down each other's health meters while a preteen opponent insults my sexuality using every key on his keyboard except the ones with letters. I want an RTS game that will give me a stress headache after an hour and an ulcer after a week. I want to identify experienced players on the street by their Thousand-Yard Stares.
I want a War Sim...
Read the list of game criteria and weep over your paltry Sim experience.
(A hat tip with clusters to Winds of Change.NET at The Comman Post Op-Ed page.)
Posted by feste at May 27, 2004 12:40 PM | TrackBack