The Imposter Chickens or Wacko Jacko?
Is it just me? or did this Michael Jackson story strike you as a pale imitation of a Foster Farms Chicken Imposters ad?
Jackson Pulled Over While Wearing Mask GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) - Michael Jackson was pulled over by police and asked to identify himself after shopping at a Wal-Mart while wearing a ski mask.An employee called police Tuesday, police Lt. Bill Kimminau said. The employee gave a description of the vehicle and Jackson was stopped a short time later.
Authorities asked Jackson to identify himself, which he did by removing his mask.
"The police car pulled to the side and just asked that he show his face, and he did, and that was it," Bain said. "There was no altercation or any kind of encounter."
Tom and Bob the clueless Foster Farms Imposter Chickens hit upon an idea to wrap themselves in plastic to mimic the new individually wrapped chicken breast packaging. As usual, their scheme runs afoul of reality as Tom wrapped in plastic, cannot raise his wings to steer their dilapidated Chevvy and they careen into a roadside fruitstand.
Fade to a cop writing the hapless pullets a ticket wherein the incredulous Tom remarks "Can't drive in a plastic bag?! Since when is that a law?"
M'Lord, I rest my case.
Posted by feste at February 28, 2004 10:09 AM | TrackBack