For those amused by California's recent recall election, here's the real deal; Left Coast Raving Moonbat absurdity [This is not a joke or parody].
North Bay: Nature victoriousThe quirky coastal hamlet of Bolinas is now officially a nature-loving town that also likes blueberries and bears and even skunks.
That, at least, is as good an interpretation as anyone has come up with for Measure G, a stream-of-consciousness initiative that passed Tuesday despite a wide variety of opinions about what exactly it would do for this far-out town north of Stinson Beach.
The measure, submitted by a homeless woman who wears burlap and paints her face with chocolate, advises the Bolinas Community Public Utility District to adopt the following statement as its policy:
"Vote for Bolinas to be a socially acknowledged nature-loving town because to like to drink the water out of the lakes to like to eat the blueberries to like the bears is not hatred to hotels and motor boats. Dakar. Temporary and way to save life, skunks and foxes (airplanes to go over the ocean) and to make it beautiful."
Bolinas has always had the local rep as the free-spirited, tie-dye, bong-water capital of the Marin Karma Koast. The locals have been known to actively discourage tourists and outsiders by taking down the road signs on the highway. However adding gibberish to the ballot may be a teensy bit over the top...even in Marin.
Posted by feste at November 5, 2003 04:51 PM | TrackBack