The Top Ten Scariest Halloween Costumes
10. Gray Davis Disco Fever Costume
9. Jacko-Lantern
8. Monica Handbag and Thong Set
7. Janet Reno Little French Maid Outfit
6. Madeline Albright Female Pattern Baldness
5. Maureen Dowd Poodle Dog Outfit
4. President Hillary Clinton Mask
3. Two-candidate Donkey Suit
2. Donald Rumsfield, Warrior Princess
And the number one Scariest Halloween Costume is...
1.Mighty Metrosexual Power Ranger Dean