Where Is Klaatu When We Need Him?

Davis admits he had lost touch with voters in remarks made before attending a hall meeting at Sacramento's Memorial Auditorium. A crowd of supporters, including SF Mayor Willy Brown and an unidentified state election official gathered in front of the Governor's alternate fuel limosine to hear the Governor's vision for California.

"Yes, there is no question about it, contrary to the nasty smear campaign waged against me by right-wing extremists seeking to steal another election from the working poor and people of color, I have five fingers on each hand. See?" Davis told reporters, raising his left hand.

"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth," he said.

The same unnamed state election official later appeared in Monterey County with Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) at the unveiling of the new RoboVotomatic machines. It is reported that the Ninth Circuit appointed said official in order to insure voter fairness throughout the known Universe.

The new RoboVotomatics promise to be very popular as they do not require actual voters, they can be pre-set by the majority party in any given election, thereby saving taxpayers a great deal of time and expense.