August 06, 2003

Congressional Cake Caper

Pelosi’s August recess memo takes the cake

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif.) made sure Democrats left for their home districts armed with a recess brief full of suggested talking points to bolster her party’s national prospects.

So far, so normal.

But her recess packet also includes detailed instructions on how to throw a local party—a 38th birthday bash for Medicare.

The minute instructions have raised concerns among Democratic aides and lobbyists that Pelosi is developing a didactic style that can be too patronizing to be helpful.

The cake instruction was for the Monday of the week of July 28.

The orders go on: “Buy additional party supplies. Be creative. Buy a ‘Happy Birthday’ tablecloth for the center table. Purchase disposable plates and utensils if the facility will not provide them. You may also wish to purchase additional party favors — horns and whistles can be very useful to ‘boo’ the Republican agenda,” suggests the document.

For Tuesday, lawmakers are reminded to “review supply check list. Confirm cake/food orders and make sure supply checklist is complete. Provide writing utensils and paper for seniors to complete letters to the editor.”

On the day of the meeting, lawmakers are told to “arrive early” and then: “Set up tables. Spread a ‘Happy Birthday’ tablecloth on the center table, where cake will be placed. All other tables should have pens/pencils, writing paper, and copies of the sample letter to the editor.”

In bold bullet-points the document commands lawmakers: “Know where the restrooms and telephones are located.”

There you have it, the Congressional Democrat's playbook. Find the restrooms.


Posted by feste at August 6, 2003 08:35 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Hey!

Knowing the quickest, most direct, route to the loo in a crowded room at a party is VERY important! :-)

Posted by: Kiril at August 8, 2003 12:08 AM

See Salmon Rushdie playing himself at a book launching party in "Bridget Jones Diary" to see just how big an issue it is to know where the restrooms are.

Posted by: Carolyn at August 8, 2003 08:45 AM

Rushdie's role was a good bit of fun.

Posted by: feste at August 8, 2003 11:33 AM
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