August 04, 2003

Makes Sense To Me

Alcoa may be a buy today.

Bad Feng Shui Blamed for German MPs Lacking Ideas

BERLIN (Reuters) - If German politicians lack ideas for reforming the country's struggling healthcare and pensions systems, they can now blame an adverse flow of energy in their workplace.

The German parliament's glass dome, a Berlin landmark, makes for bad feng shui, according to an expert in the Chinese art of positioning objects, buildings and furniture.

"The energy is downright sucked out of MPs' heads by the glass dome," feng shui adviser Wilhelm Wuschko told the mass-circulation daily Bild on Saturday.

To keep the energy inside, the dome should be coated with a protective foil, he said.


Ever helpful to a staunch friend and ally such as Germany. Here's the perfect solution... repleat with illustrated instructions, a short dissertation on Aluminum Foil Thickness, Use of the Shiny Side and tips which may be of interest to Marduk:

However much to my disappointment "Beer can hats", though made out of aluminum cans, are not as effective as an AFDB.


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