May 28, 2003

Well awright!

Okay! My chance to get into the uber-rich two percent bracket just arrived in email.

I have the mandate of two of my senior colleagues to search
discreetly and diligently for a partner that could assist us
concerning a business matter which will be of mutual benefit to all.
We do require your assistance in the transfer of US$15,5M(Fifteen
Million, Five Hundred Thousand USD) abroad.

The amount US$15,5M represents an over-invoiced contract amount that
was executed for my Ministry by a mining company, which has since
gone into liquidation. Although the actual contract amount was paid
to the company, the over-invoiced amount of US$15,5M has since been
lying in the Ministry’s escrow account at the Reserve Bank of South
Africa pending proper proof of claim. We are privy to this classified
information by virtue of our position in the ministry. We have
successfully secured payment approval for it.

More so, we are handicapped in the very circumstances, as the South
African Civil Service "Code of Conduct" does not allow us to operate
offshore accounts hence your importance in this whole transaction.

No shit Sherlock.

Posted by feste at May 28, 2003 12:18 PM | TrackBack
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"Uber rich 2% bracket"?

What th hell is that?

:)

Posted by: jaspar at May 28, 2003 06:23 PM

It's them greedy rich folks at the very top o' the tax heap that the Dems keep telling us is gettin' all the tax breaks and sucking up all the good stuff we Po' folk be paying for.

I think they be called New Yawkers,CEOhs, ball players and entertainers...oh and of course them Jews what own all the TV, newspapers 'n such.

Posted by: feste at May 28, 2003 09:13 PM


Thanks for the info.
I'm gonna make that
("Uber rich 2% bracket")
into a bumper sticker.

:)

Posted by: jaspar at May 28, 2003 10:10 PM
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