This mental image is just so wrong.
"I don't want to freedom kiss my wife," says Woody Allen in a new ad spot. "I want to French kiss her."
Eew, eewww, eeewww.
French tourism is down an estimated $500 milllion so far this summer due to anti-Semitism and Chirac's back stabbing in the UN.
Mon Dieu! What to do? Zee 'otels, zay are eemptee!
What else? Hire a famous Jewish-American comedian to do a très chic commercial and when all else fails play the race card. Que?
Jean-David Levitte, France's ambassador to the United States whines:"It goes beyond calls for French products," Levitte said. "When you insult the French people, simply because they are French, then it's a kind of racist campaign."
M'excuser! I know the French think their Merde pas l'odeur, but when did Gaelic become a racial category?
Silly me, all this time I thought they were shallow white people with poor hygiene, questionable toilet habits, tacky comedic taste and an inability to parallel park.
This proves beyond a doubt that the French have
a) no taste,
b) no clue,
c) are over.