February 9, 2003, Baghdad, Iraq: Chief U.N. inspector Hans Blix said Sunday that a new member will join the inspection team in Baghdad tomorrow. American investigative expert Mr. Orenthal J. Simpson volunteered to assist the Iraqis in their search for WMD, records and missing scientists.
Shortly after the announcement that Mr. Simpson will supervise interviews, Rihab Taha, a scientist believed to have played a leading role in Iraq's biological weapons program, was seen leaving her home with several Gucci garment bags. Taha's Official spokesman, Mr. Amer al-Saadi, claims,
"Inspectors who discount the regime's declaration "have bad intentions towards Iraq because they are under the rule and the influence of Columbian drug lords and the American Mafia. Evidence Secretary of State Colin L. Powell offered the United Nations that Iraq has links to Al Qaeda was not properly handled and as Iraqi forensic experts will testify, has been seriously compromised." he reportedly said.
"I perceive the unraveling of the American's case for regime change," al-Saadi said "A lesser standard of proof is what we are seeing. We must ask the U.N. Security Council to address bias and injustices towards Arabic peoples in the past by denouncing American hegemony" he added: "If inspections do not fit, American war preparations must quit."
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